JOACHIM BARTOLL on “The Trump Colorado and U.S. Supreme Court Theatre”

“So, on December 19, the day leaving a Skull and Bones Freemasonic 322 days until the US election on November 5, 2024, the Colorado Supreme Court disqualified Freemason Donald Trump from the 2024 ballot. And on December 20, the media ‘news’ headlines added that the U.S. Supreme Court may decide the 2024 election, as in deciding if Trump is even eligible to be on the ballot and whether he’s immune to prosecution. For anyone who is not in a complete dumbed down zombie-state like the big sleeping masses, this little ploy added to the election-script and the ongoing reenactment of Revelation should be obvious. Politics, the left and the right, the Democrats and the Republicans, are nothing more than an illusion — all belonging to the same body, working together to keep the majority of the population under their spell.”

~Joachim Bartoll


~via Joachim Bartoll Official


JOACHIM BARTOLL: “Satanic Ritual: Apple Unveils iPhone 15”

“Here we go again with Apple, symbolizing the forbidden fruit from the Garden of Eden. You know, the company controlled by the elite families that priced their first shitty consumer computer at a symbolic $666.66, the Number of the Beast. Of course, this time it is iPhone 15, as in 1+5 equals 6, and CNN simply had to list 6 takeaways from Apple’s event. Yep, those sixes are everywhere in this story. Not only that, but the theme of the event was called ‘Wonderlust,’ as in ‘lust,’ another sin, just like biting the forbidden fruit. These satanic creeps sure know how to put together a ritual, while the zombified iPhone users gulp it all down without realizing what the heck they’re actually watching and participating in. In Freemasonry and Satanism, things are inversed, as in upside-down. As for pricing, the iPhone Pro will start at $999, you know, like 666 flipped. Everything they do is ritualistic and done by the numbers. I never liked Apple’s dumbed down over-priced and shitty products, I never touched them, and I most certainly never will.”

~Joachim Bartoll


Here we go again with Apple, symbolizing the forbidden fruit from the Garden of Eden. You know, the company controlled by the elite families that priced their first shitty consumer computer at a symbolic $666.66, the Number of the Beast. Of course, this time it is iPhone 15, as in 1+5 equals 6, and CNN simply had to list 6 takeaways from Apple’s event. Yep, those sixes are everywhere in this story.

Not only that, but the theme of the event was called “Wonderlust,” as in “lust,” another sin, just like biting the forbidden fruit. These satanic creeps sure know how to put together a ritual, while the zombified iPhone users gulp it all down without realizing what the heck they’re actually watching and participating in.

As for pricing, the iPhone Pro will start at $999, you know, like 666 flipped.

One of the biggest changes was something as silly as abandoning Apple’s own charging cable for the industrial standard of USB-C. Of course, this comes after 11 years of mocking their customers with their own useless proprietary cables, and on the day of the event, September 12, there were 110 days remaining in the year, as in 11, as you drop the zeroes in numerology.

As you know, 11 is the first Master Number in Freemasonry, and adding to this, the new iPhone 15 will be available in stores on September 22, as in 22, the second Master Number.

Tim Cook, the current CEO of Apple, was born on November 1, 1960. This unveiling event was held exactly 50 days before his next birthday. Apple is located in Cupertino, California, and is controlled by the Jesuits. And this is a Satanic ritual.

Apple = 50
America = 50
Cupertino = 50
Satanic = 50
Jesuits = 50

In Freemasonry and Satanism, things are inversed, as in upside-down. The iPhone Pro will start at $999, as in 666. Again, this is a Satanic ritual done by the numbers.

iPhone 15 Pro = 122
Satanic = 122
Cupertino = 122

iPhone 15 Pro = 68
The Great Beast 666 = 68
Antichrist = 68
Morningstar = 68
Evil Spirit = 68
The Freemasons = 68

Also, Tim Cook is known as ‘Tim Apple,’ after another Satanic puppet, Donald Trump, who is well-versed in gematria, coined the nickname in 2019.

iPhone 15 Pro = 43
Tim Apple = 43
Lucifer = 43
Masonic = 43
Wonderlust = 43
Freemasons = 43

Of course, ‘Tim Apple’ is a fitting nickname for the alleged CEO of Satanic Apple.

Tim Apple = 38, 43, 38, 43, 32
Lucifer = 38, 43, 38, 43, 32

The ritual was planned and performed by the Freemasons within Apple Inc, and they named the event ‘Wonderlust.’

Wonderlust = 43, 56, 56
Freemasons = 43, 56, 56

As you can see, ‘Wonderlust’ reverse reduce to the Jesuit number of 56. Remember, Steve Jobs died at age 5656 days after Steve Wozniak’s birthday.

Also, the event, ‘Wonderlust,’ was held exactly 45 weeks after Timothy Cook’s last birthday. Also, the “big reveal” was USB-C compatibility.

Wonderlust = 45
Timothy Cook = 45
USB-C = 45

And again, “Wonderlust,” as in “lust,” is a sin, just like biting the forbidden fruit, symbolic of Apple.

Wonderlust = 151, 906
Forbidden Fruit = 151, 906

I’m running out of time for this morning, but there you have it. Everything they do is ritualistic and done by the numbers. I never liked Apple’s dumbed down over-priced and shitty products, I never touched them, and I most certainly never will.


~via Joachim Bartoll Official


LISA RENEE on “Baphomet Deception”

Donald Trump occult hand symbolism (2009).

“In occult traditions based on increasing personal power, this descending path is often the starting point. This is called the Left Hand Path and is used by the NAA through deception, to create Consciousness Traps and the Baphomet fields are used against humanity to block Ascension. Although most Left Hand Path occultists and atheists are told that Baphomet is nothing more than a symbolic representation of the Universal synthesis of polarities, the alchemical process unifying light and dark that occurs during the Magnum Opus or spiritual Ascension, this innocuous depiction is a grossly inaccurate deception. It is accurate to say that in the co-existence of light and darkness, life and the death passage are ultimately two sides of the same spiritual coin that are inseparable from each other in this matter realm. However, this basic awareness of the Natural Laws that include the cosmological understanding of Dualism, the Law of Polarity, as represented in the Baphomet Deception, is precariously incomplete without the comprehension that humanity is also actively enduring a consciousness war involving intruding groups. The lack of information available about lunar forces, parasitic spiritual entities and the NAA contributes to the spreading of misinformation about the nature of Dualism, which is being integrated into the popular occultist narrative that carries out the Baphomet Deception. The general concepts that describe the meaning of Baphomet symbolism and its Moral Dualism is a feature that is commonly found in Gnosticism, Hermeticism and in many other esoteric spiritual teachings and religions. Yet, to more deeply comprehend the nature of reality on the earth at this time, we must go beyond moral dualism, beyond the existence of dark and light, and also consider the implications of hidden Mind Control and machinery from non-human entities that are targeting the population without their Consent or knowledge. Deceptions and lying are a form of communication that involves mutual parties. There are those that are acting as the deceiver imparting the false information, generally with a hidden agenda, and those receiving that information as factual, which is really a lie being processed into a distorted belief by those that are being deceived. Generally, in these complex deceptions there are power imbalances where a supposed authority, that has more power or money, is carrying out the deception in order to have a strategic advantage over those that they are deceiving. The deceiver intends to communicate false impressions or disinformation to those perceived as gullible, naïve or vulnerable, so they will base their future actions or decisions on it. Of course, the true intent is to move someone from the ascending path to the descending path with their full Consent and participation, to be bound and siphoned by parasitic forces. It is important to understand that the spreading of deceptions and lies involves both sides of the Deceiver and Deceived, both must participate in the lie in order to bring it into manifestation. The Controllers require the deceived to hand over their consent to the lies, in order to continue to perpetrate their fraud against the public, committing mass deceptions and directing mind control programming. All of us have been lied to and deceived in this upside-down world in order to be exploited for consciousness slavery by human and non-human controllers. When we are able to recognize and acknowledge that this has happened to all of us on the earth, and that it is happening right now, it is a major stage of spiritual awakening and ultimately what is needed to reach critical mass in disclosure. In order to reach critical mass, we also must recognize and accept our participation in the grand deception and lies, known or unknown to us. Recognizing we have believed the disinformation we have been told by those around us, and that we have lived upon a planet in a war over consciousness that was intentionally hidden from us, which involved calculated exploitation and covert technological Mind Control. Satanism also intentionally panders to the atheist and scientific communities, as a recruiting mechanism for a far more nefarious agenda that serves the NAA. Satanic grooming methods manipulate those who do not understand the existence of consciousness existing without a physical body, or the consequences of giving energetic consent and authority to Satanic forces. There are many people working in our society who have the same ideological beliefs as those shared in common with Satanism, yet they are not thought of as criminals but are revered as powerful leaders in business, science and technology. Essentially, this is the socially engineered society in which we have been groomed into using the Three Layers of Ego filter and psychologically manipulated to co-create in the materialistic Death Culture, which is an Anti-Soul Agenda. The primary main philosophies that interconnect throughout the different branches of Satanism include the following: Service to Self — the belief that each person should do whatever they can to advance their personal power and influence in the world no matter what the cost, no matter what kind of harm is generated. It’s either you or them; Moral Nihilism — the belief that there is no such thing as ethics or standards of right or wrong behavior, therefore as human beings we have the right to act upon our whims and base our actions accordingly; Social Darwinism — the belief that survival of the fittest and the strongest will always prevail to rule, and the focus on personal needs and survival in order to gain rulership is required by any means necessary; Eugenics, those that are most fit to rule are the top genetic specimens and thus, they decide how to propagate the future of the human gene pool, by deciding who lives and who dies.

~Lisa Renee

Donald Trump, The Oprah Winfrey Show (1988).

Donald Trump’s German immigrant grandfather Friedrich Drumpf gives ‘Devil’s Horn’ hand salute and ‘shows’ his hidden hand (New York, 1918).

Occult symbolism: Donald & Fred Trump (1980).

Supremicist’ Chabad-Lubavitz hand symbols.

Historic “Devil’s Claw” oath hand symbolism.

Ivanka Trump showing the “Devil’s Claw” (2009).

Donald Trump showing the “666” symbol (2019).

Birds of the Same Feather?

Donald Trump showing occult hand symbol allegiance to Luciferian/Satanic forces (2009).

Republican-Democrat, Trump-Hillary, they are all interchangeable images projecting the lie of the Hero-Enemy that the public has wanted to hear in a lullaby to stay asleep. A system built on Archontic Deception Strategy and manipulation in order to herd the cattle of sleeping masses straight into the slaughterhouse.”

~Lisa Renee, November 2016


~via Baphomet Deception / Left Hand Path / Deceiver and Deceived / Reeducation of Human Values


JOACHIM BARTOLL: “Musk Names Fake COVID Lockdown Propagandist & WEF Puppet Linda Yaccarino CEO of Shitter”

“Remember the ritual back on December 19 of 2022, when Musk polled himself out of Twitter by asking if he should step down as CEO? Well, that ritual, which was part of UN and WEF’s infodemic, was continued this Friday. This Friday, Elon Musk, named WEF-puppet Linda Yaccarino, with the masonic double ‘cc,’ as new CEO of Twitter. Just hours before, Yaccarino announced that she was leaving her role as chairman of global advertising at Comcast NBCUniversal. If you do not know, Yaccarino is a member of the World Economic Forum (WEF) and serves as the Chairman of the WEF’s Taskforce on Future of Work and sits on the WEF’s Media, Entertainment, and Culture Industry Governors Steering Committee. In other words, Yaccarino is the perfect puppet to drive the infodemic and internet censorship – and to develop WeChat for the West, as in Musk’s X, the Everything app, which I called out when he bought Twitter — and now you have it in black and white, as he mentioned it in his tweet above. You might remember some of the profane and evil brainwashing advertisements during the staged and fake pandemic and the Covid lockdowns, such as ‘Staying home saves lives’, ‘We’re in this together’, ‘Mask up or Pack up’, and ‘#AloneTogether’. This is beyond evil and destroyed many lives. Yes, those brainwashing ads were from the Ad Council where Linda Yaccarino was Board Chair and one of the driving forces for lockdowns and vaccination. What an evil and vile creature. She should burn in hell where she belongs. Also, keep in mind that Elon Musk was a member of WEF and WEF-educated. This confirms everything we’ve said about Musk and Twitter from the start. As for the ritualistic nature of this part of the script, this announcement came exactly 47-days before Elon Musk’s June 28 birthday. As you know, 47 represents authority (CEO), the government, the Freemasons, and is also the number of Twitter. Twitter = 47. If we take CNN’s headline, that are always coded by the numbers, Linda was the ‘NBCU ad chief’ and will now be ‘Twitter CEO.’ NBCU Ad Chief = 47, 47. Twitter CEO = 47, 47. The number 47 is also related to the beast and to technology. That is why they equal 47 and technological inventions such as the computer and the internet equals 666. Beast = 47. Technology = 47. Computer = 666 Internet = 666. Of course, if we count the end date, it was 6 weeks and 6 days until Musk’s birthday. 66 is the gematrical value of the Number of the Beast, and ‘Elon Reeve Musk’ and ‘Linda Yaccarino’ are sure a match made in the depths of hell, as they share the same 66. Clearly a ritual and why these two Jesuit- and WEF puppets were put together. And again, that is tied to the Beast. And again, that is tied to the Beast. Do you remember Elon Musk’s Halloween costume that resembled the Beast? Well, Linda Yaccarino is the perfect match for the Beast. Such a couple. And, if you still believe in Jesuit- and WEF-puppet Elon Musk and think him a good guy (or any other world stage character), you’re beyond helping at this point, you’re an NPC, if even that.”

~Joachim Bartoll

Remember the ritual back on December 19 of 2022, when Musk polled himself out of Twitter by asking if he should step down as CEO? Well, that ritual, which was part of UN and WEF’s infodemic, was continued this Friday.

This Friday, Elon Musk, named WEF-puppet Linda Yaccarino, with the masonic double ‘cc,’ as new CEO of Twitter. Just hours before, Yaccarino announced that she was leaving her role as chairman of global advertising at Comcast NBCUniversal. If you do not know, Yaccarino is a member of the World Economic Forum (WEF) and serves as the Chairman of the WEF’s Taskforce on Future of Work and sits on the WEF’s Media, Entertainment, and Culture Industry Governors Steering Committee. In other words, Yaccarino is the perfect puppet to drive the infodemic and internet censorship – and to develop WeChat for the West, as in Musk’s X, the Everything app, which I called out when he bought Twitter – and now you have it in black and white, as he mentioned it in his tweet above.

You might remember some of the profane and evil brainwashing advertisements during the staged and fake pandemic and the Covid lockdowns, such as “Staying home saves lives”, “We’re in this together,” “Mask up or Pack up,” and “#AloneTogether.” Yes, those brainwashing ads were from the Ad Council where Linda Yaccarino was Board Chair and one of the driving forces for lockdowns and vaccination. Also, keep in mind that Elon Musk was a member of WEF and WEF-educated.

This is beyond evil and destroyed many lives.

Here’s Linda herself, telling you to “mask up or pack up,” to wash your hands and get tested often. What an evil and vile creature. She should burn in hell where she belongs.

This confirms everything we’ve said about Musk and Twitter from the start. As for the ritualistic nature of this part of the script, this announcement came exactly 47-days before Elon Musk’s June 28 birthday. As you know, 47 represents authority (CEO), the government, the Freemasons, and is also the number of Twitter.

Twitter = 47

If we take CNN’s headline, that are always coded by the numbers, Linda was the ‘NBCU ad chief’ and will now be ‘Twitter CEO.’

NBCU Ad Chief = 47, 47
Twitter CEO = 47, 47

The number 47 is also related to the beast and to technology. That is why they equal 47 and technological inventions such as the computer and the internet equals 666.

Beast = 47
Technology = 47
Computer = 666
Internet = 666

Of course, if we count the end date, it was 6 weeks and 6 days until Musk’s birthday. 66 is the gematrical value of the Number of the Beast, and ‘Elon Reeve Musk’ and ‘Linda Yaccarino’ are sure a match made in the depths of hell, as they share the same 66. Clearly a ritual and why these two Jesuit- and WEF puppets were put together.

Elon Reeve Musk = 66
Linda Yaccarino = 66, 66
Thirty-Three = 66, 66 (code for the Freemasons)
Number of the Beast = 66
Saturn Worship = 66

This ritual is tied to Elon Musk’s upcoming 52nd birthday, a number that fits the theme of technology and the origins of Yaccarino, all in the same ciphers as well.

Technology = 52, 52
The Ad Council = 52, 52

And again, that is tied to the Beast. Do you remember Elon Musk’s Halloween costume that resembled the Beast? Well, Linda Yaccarino is the perfect match for the Beast. Such a couple.

Linda Yaccarino = 66, 87
Number of the Beast = 66, 87

Also, Linda Yaccarino sums to 129, which is the very Jesuit 201 in Octal, 8-base counting. That is a perfect number for a puppet of the WEF, an organization led by Jesuit Klaus Schwab.

Linda Yaccarino = 129

129 = 201

The Jesuit Order = 201
Saturn Worship = 201 (again)

And if we count from Musk’s last birthday, including the end-date, we get 10 months and 15 days, as in 115. Again, this number summarizes the same script.

1015 = 115 as you can drop the zero, which has no value, in numerology

NBCU ad chief Linda Yaccarino = 115
Twitter = 115, 115
The Ad Council = 115
Yaccarino = 115, 115
Twitter CEO = 115
Freemasons = 115
Masonic = 115

Unfortunately, at the time of writing, the Wiki for Linda Yaccarino was just created and has very little factual information and no specific date of birth. They simply claim she was born in 1962 or ’63. But once revealed, you can bet it was coded to death in this ritual, and all the coming events she will be part of.

And, if you still believe in Jesuit- and WEF-puppet Elon Musk and think him a good guy (or any other world stage character), you’re beyond helping at this point, you’re an NPC, if even that.


~via Joachim Bartoll Official


‘PSST! GET A LOAD OF THIS BS!’ ~ Joachim Bartoll: “DJT in Court on Passover with 34 Counts as Dow Jones Hits 34k after 34 Rockets Fired into Israel!”

“On April 13, the last day of the Jewish holiday of Passover, Trump was back in New York for questioning in the state civil fraud case against him. Remember, on the first day of Passover, 34 ‘rockets’ were allegedly fired into Israel, all in synchronicity with the ‘34’ cases against Trump. And, now on the last day of Passover, D.J.T. is back in court with the ‘hush-money’ case and the 34 charges against him. As we know from the earlier decodings, this fake theatre in the court is a Freemasonic ritual and distraction that serves to portray Trump as some kind of martyr. Remember that he had ‘34-counts’ against him, which could give him ‘136 years’ in prison. Both those phrases reduce to ‘33’ in gematria. Also, that day the court started at 2:15 p.m., which also equals ‘33’ in gematria. And Trump being, allegedly, a 33-degree Freemason was now back in court in New York on April 13, exactly 303 days, like ‘33’ after his last June 14 birthday. And, of course, if we count the end-date, it was 304 days, like 34, connecting back to the 34 charges and the Passover. Such a perfect day to stage this! And counting forward, including the end-date, this second court meeting was 2 months and 2 days before Trump’s next June 14 birthday, like ‘22,’ the second Master Number, aka., the Master Builder Number within Freemasonry. Also, this is all about ‘The Storm’ and the next election where Trump wants to ‘Make America Great Again’ (MAGA), by serving his masters, the Jesuits. And speaking of the MAGA-movement psy-op, this was staged on the 13th of April, as in 13/4, like 134. And one of the roles of Trump is being the Seventh King. Make America Great Again = 134, House of Cards = 134 (symbolic reference of the political theatre). Seventh King = 134. Now, going back to the fact that this court hearing was on the last day of Passover (which equals 34), it was, if we count the end-date, 304 days, like 34, after Trump’s birthday, it comes as no surprise that on the same day, and in the same city of New York, the Dow Jones climbed to 34k. On the last day of Passover, while Trump is back in New York to face his 34 charges, the Dow Jones climbs to 34,000. Passover = 34. Such a coincidence. Or is it? The world is a stage and all markets are rigged to fit their rituals.”

~Joachim Bartoll


On April 13, the last day of the Jewish holiday of Passover, Trump was back in New York for questioning in the state civil fraud case against him. Remember, on the first day of Passover, 34 “rockets” were allegedly fired into Israel, all in synchronicity with the ‘34’ cases against Trump. And, now on the last day of Passover, D.J.T. is back in court with the ‘hush-money’ case and the 34 charges against him.

D.J.T. = 34
Passover = 34
Jewish = 34
April = 34
Hush Money = 34
Stormy = 34

As we know from the earlier decodings, this fake theatre in the court is a Freemasonic ritual and distraction that serves to portray Trump as some kind of martyr. Remember that he had “34-counts” against him, which could give him “136 years” in prison. Both those phrases reduce to ‘33’ in gematria. Also, that day the court started at 2:15 p.m., which also equals ‘33’ in gematria. And Trump being, allegedly, a 33-degree Freemason was now back in court in New York on April 13, exactly 303 days, like ‘33’ after his last June 14 birthday.

New York = 33, 33
Lawsuit = 33, 33
34-Count = 33
136 Years = 33
Masonry = 33
The Masons = 33

And, of course, if we count the end-date, it was 304 days, like 34, connecting back to the 34 charges and the Passover. Such a perfect day to stage this!

Now, April 13 came with a Freemasonic 22-date numerology.

4/13/23 = (4) + (13) + 2+3 = 22

And counting forward, including the end-date, this second court meeting was 2 months and 2 days before Trump’s next June 14 birthday, like ‘22,’ the second Master Number, aka., the Master Builder Number within Freemasonry. Also, this is all about ‘The Storm’ and the next election where Trump wants to “Make America Great Again” (MAGA), by serving his masters, the Jesuits.

2 months and 2 days, like 22, before Trump’s birthday on a day with 22-date numerology.

MAGA = 22
Storm = 22
Jesuits = 22
Donald John Trump = 220 = 22 (zeroes hold no value and can be removed in numerology)

And speaking of the MAGA-movement psy-op, this was staged on the 13th of April, as in 13/4, like 134. And one of the roles of Trump is being the Seventh King.

Make America Great Again = 134, 134
House of Cards = 134 (symbolic reference of the political theatre)
Seventh King = 134

And this continuation of the theatre was staged on April 13, the 103rd day of the year. Although a very Jesuit number, it summarizes the whole script in the Elizabethan cipher. Donald is questioned in a $250 million business fraud lawsuit in New York that all began with Stormy Daniels (‘The Storm’.)

Donald = 103
$250 Million = 103
New York = 103
Stormy = 103
Jesuits = 103

Of course, in the same cipher, being acted on the 103rd day, leaving 262-days remaining in the year, we have a reference to the ‘calm before the storm.’

Calm Before the Storm = 262

Now, going back to the fact that this court hearing was on the last day of Passover (which equals 34,) it was, if we count the end-date, 304 days, like 34, after Trump’s birthday, it comes as no surprise that on the same day, and in the same city of New York, the Dow Jones climbed to 34k.

On the last day of Passover, while Trump is back in New York to face his 34 charges, the Dow Jones climbs to 34,000.

Passover = 34

Such a coincidence. Or is it?

Well, the climb was 383 points, the 76th prime number, and the number of Donald John Trump and Skull and Bones Freemasonry. And let’s not forget, Trump is currently 76-years old.

Skull and Bones = 76
Donald John Trump = 76

That climb is equal to 1.14%, like 114, like The Masons.

The Masons = 114

And they closed the Dow in a Masonic Ritual at 4:56 PM, the 56th minute of the hour.

Masonic Ritual = 56
Society of Jesus = 56 (aka., The Jesuit Order)
Freemasons = 56

And remember, this all started with Stephanie Gregory Clifford, aka., the pornographic actress Stormy Daniels, and the Dow rose by 383 points.

Stephanie Gregory Clifford = 383

The world is a stage and all markets are rigged to fit their rituals.


~via Joachim Bartoll Official