JOACHIM BARTOLL: “Staged Fake Shooting at the Kansas City Super Bowl Parade”

“Here we go again with a pathetic fake ‘shooting’ staged during the Super Bowl parade in Kansas City, Missouri on February 14, 2024. This one, from the footage alone, is so obviously staged that a decode should not even be necessary to show you the metascript behind it. Still, I will do a short summarize, but first, let’s look at some of the footage from the scene, filled with crisis actors and Freemasonic police officers just running around, not really sure what roles they are playing. And as a note to the scriptwriters and the government Masonic officials, you need to hire better actors for these psy-ops, it’s getting embarrassing! Here we see some crisis actors trying to do CPR on another crisis actor, all while the Freemasonic police officers and medical staff just walks by or are standing in the background doing nothing. They just don’t care, as it’s actually a theatrical play, a movie, all fake. And here we have another scene with crisis actors and Freemasonic police officers just running around like headless chickens, not really sure how to act. All while the professional camera man treats it all like a movie set. While there is much more, especially in the hilarious news feed by CNN with silly scripted stories like a City Chiefs fan ‘tackle’ one of the shooters, let’s take a quick look at the script and the ritualistic side of this psy-op.”

~Joachim Bartoll

Here we go again with a pathetic fake “shooting” staged during the Super Bowl parade in Kansas City, Missouri on February 14, 2024. This one, from the footage alone, is so obviously staged that a decode should not even be necessary to show you the metascript behind it. Still, I will do a short summarize, but first, let’s look at some of the footage from the scene, filled with crisis actors and Freemasonic police officers just running around, not really sure what roles they are playing. And as a note to the scriptwriters and the government Masonic officials, you need to hire better actors for these psy-ops, it’s getting embarrassing!

Here we see some crisis actors trying to do CPR on another crisis actor, all while the Freemasonic police officers and medical staff just walks by or are standing in the background doing nothing. They just don’t care, as it’s actually a theatrical play, a movie, all fake.

And here we have another scene with crisis actors and Freemasonic police officers just running around like headless chickens, not really sure how to act.

All while the professional camera man treats it all like a movie set.

While there is much more, especially in the hilarious news feed by CNN with silly scripted stories like a City Chiefs fan “tackle” one of the shooters, let’s take a quick look at the script and the ritualistic side of this psy-op.

As usual, it happened on a Wednesday, one of the weekdays that are commonly used for larger operations with huge media coverage due to its gematrical value, sharing the same numbers in the most important ciphers — and especially during the scripted presidency of sleepy Joe Biden.

Wednesday = 44, 37
Joe Biden =
44, 37
Shooting =
44, 37
Gunfire =
44, 37

Kansas City, Missouri, was incorporated as a town on June 1, 1850. This fake shooting was staged 258 days after the anniversary of Kansas City’s establishment. 258 is one of the numbers associated with the Number of the Beast, hence the connection to Obama and their Antichrist script.
Also, Andy Reid and his Kansas City Chiefs was on 258 regular season wins at the time of this staged shooting.

Number of the Beast = 258

Of course, the only reported victim was a local-DJ named “Lisa Lopez-Galvan,” which in Edgar Joel Love’s KFW/Cipher X cipher sums to 258. Cipher X, a cipher based on Trigrammaton Qabalah, is relevant in Satanic practices, especially within Aleister Crowley’s satanic Thelema religion.

Lisa Lopez-Galvan = 258

And speaking of the Beast, this ritual was staged 172 days before the Beast Barack Obama’s August 4th birthday. Again, it was all about the Kansas City Chiefs and the only victim was some “Lisa Lopez-Galvan.”

Kansas City Chiefs = 172
Lisa Lopez-Galvan = 172

What are the odds that the name of the only “victim” matches perfectly with the team that was celebrated during the fake shooting? Not to mention that it synched perfectly with Obama, their Antichrist’s birthday?

Also, the Kansas City Chiefs was established 64years ago and are in their current 64th season.

Kansas City Chiefs = 64
Lisa Lopez-Galvan = 64
Mass Shooter = 64

The shooting was also staged at a span of 109 days before this year’s anniversary of Kansas City being incorporated.

Shooting = 109
Gunfire = 109

Returning to the satanic ritual that this was, the governor of Missouri is Mike Parson who was born on September 17, 1955. This fake shooting and satanic ritual were staged 151 days after his birthday. 151 is the 36th prime number, and 36is symbolic of 666, the Number of the Beast, as 666 is the 36th triangular number.

The shooting was staged during a parade.

Parade = 36, 36, 151, 151

However, there’s more, as our Gregorian calendar was created by Jesuits, worshipping Saturn, as in Satan, the Antichrist. And that is also why this is so relevant to their script of Obama as the Antichrist.
Being 151 days after also means that it’s a perfect span of 216 days until the governor’s next birthday, and 216 is also a reference to 666, the Number of the Beast, as 6 x 6 x 6equals 216. In other words, February 14 or 15 were the only days of the year for such a ritual to take place in Missouri as it gives us both 36 and 216, two of the most common references to 666, the Number of the Beast.

6 x 6 x 6 = 216
216 is symbolic of 666, same as 36.

Continuing, Mike Parson is the 57th governor of Missouri and the Kansas City Chiefs just became 42 in Super Bowls on the 42nd day of the year. The only victim in this ritual in Missouri was Lisa Lopez-Galvan, labelled as the “local DJ.”

Missouri = 57, 42
Local DJ = 57, 42

And as we covered in previous decodes42 is in itself significant, as it’s the number of the Jesuits and their inverted sun god Saturn. However, 42 is also used in war and shootings.

Missouri = 42
Assault Weapons = 42

Gun = 42
Ammo = 42

Local DJ = 42
Saturn = 42
Jesuit = 42

Satanism = 42
Jesuitic = 42
Masonry = 42

Fabricated = 42
Freemason = 42

And as mentioned earlier, Obama’s puppet Joe Biden is already involved in this psy-op and satanic ritual. Remember the satanic Instagram that the Joe Biden administration made after the Chiefs won the Super Bowl?

According to the media, this staged and fake “shooting” was the “48th mass shooting” in the US, and it was staged 86 days after Biden’s November 20 birthday.

48th Mass Shooting = 86
Human Sacrifice = 86
Blood Sacrifice = 86

That also means that it was staged at the 87th day of Biden’s current age, and it was during a celebration of City Chiefs winning the rigged Super Bowl LVIII.
Of course, 87 is also another reference to the Number of the Beast.

Super Bowl LVIII = 87
Number of the Beast = 87

February 14 was also the 45th day of the year, which was fitting for a shooting’s ritual.

Shootings = 45
Ritual = 45

~via Joachim Bartoll Official

JOACHIM BARTOLL: “The Trump Colorado Puppet Show Continues for Gullible Zombified Adults and NPCs”

Ascension Avatar note: While Joachim is adept at connecting the Jesuit Gematria psyop-script dots, he’s apparently under the impression that Donald Drumpf is alive and well (as most of the world beLIEves), while he is continually being portrayed by CGIs, holograms, clones and masked men. Unless you are plugged into organic God Source consciousness, you won’t know this as FACT and could be fooled, but it’s very apparent — hard-core delusional Trump fanatics feel better when they’re still pretending he’s a living ‘savior’… 😇 Ah, sure he was! 🤥

by Joachim Bartoll

December 29, 2023

If you remember the December 19th ritual of Colorado disqualifying Freemason Donald Trump from the 2024 ballot on the day leaving a Skull and Bones Freemasonic 322 days until the U.S. election on November 5, 2024, then this second act should come as no surprise.

On this Wednesday, the Colorado GOP allegedly filed an appeal with the U.S. Supreme Court after the state Supreme Court’s decision to remove Trump from the primary ballot. Following the appeal, Colorado Secretary of State Jena Griswold announced that she will include Trump on the primary ballot on the January 5 certification deadline, unless the U.S. Supreme Court affirms the lower court’s ruling or declines to take up the case.

So, this announcement from Colorado Secretary of State Jena Griswold came on December 28, 197 days after Trump’s June 14 birthday, and 9 days after the December 19 Colorado Supreme Court’s ruling.

197 is the 45th prime number, and 45 is the 9th triangular number. Of course, on December 28, there were 3 days left in the year, and 9 is the 3rd square number. Very nice mathematical skills of breaking it down. Really ritualistic. Also, it’s 45 weeks until the 2024 election.

December 28 was a day with 47-date numerology, a number associated with the Freemasons and the government, making it a perfect day for political rituals.

12/28/2023 = (12) + (28) + 2+0+2+3 = 47

Trump = 47
D.J.T. = 47 (Donald John Trump)
D.C. = 47
White House = 47
Government = 47
Washington D.C. = 47
White House = 47

December 28 also came with a full 83-date numerology, which summarizes the theatre taking place in Colorado, involving the Secretary of State and the U.S. Supreme Court and the Election (all controlled by the Society of Jesus, aka., The Jesuit Order of the Catholic Church and the Elite families.)

12/28/2023 = 12 + 28 + 20 + 23 = 83

Election = 83
Colorado = 83
The Donald = 83
U.S. Supreme Court = 83
Secretary of State = 83
Society of Jesus = 83

And again, Colorado fits the bill for some ‘election’ drama for the sleeping masses who think that everything is real, when it’s simply staged theatre.
It’s the only state that is a perfect match with ‘election.’

Election = 83, 133, 38, 43, 38, 43, 363, 413, 798, 498
Colorado = 83, 133, 38, 43, 38, 43, 363, 413, 798, 498

And December 28 also came with a short-date numerology of 63, and this theatre is about the primary ballot.

12/28/23 = 12 + 28 + 23 = 63

Primary Ballot = 63

The choice of including Jena Griswold in this ritual about the election to the alleged “seat of power” in Washington D.C. is quite obvious.

Jena Griswold = 137, 187, 56, 65, 70, 557, 607, 1122, 822
Washington D.C. = 137, 187, 56, 65, 70, 557, 607, 1122, 822

Jena Griswold = 137
White House = 137
Government = 137

And going with the Jesuit’s 56 hoax number, December 28 also came with a 56-date numerology.

12/28/2023 = 1+2 + 2+8 + (20) + (23) = 56

Jena Griswold = 56
Washington D.C. = 56
Masonic Ritual = 56
Society of Jesus = 56

Also note that Fox News decided to publish the article at 1:19 p.m., as in the hoax code of 119, as in 911 or 9/11. Remember, Trump was called President elect on November 9, 2016, as in 11/9or 119.

Again, this is nothing more than a puppet show for the gullible zombified adults and NPCs.


~via Joachim Bartoll Official


JOACHIM BARTOLL on “The Trump Colorado and U.S. Supreme Court Theatre”

“So, on December 19, the day leaving a Skull and Bones Freemasonic 322 days until the US election on November 5, 2024, the Colorado Supreme Court disqualified Freemason Donald Trump from the 2024 ballot. And on December 20, the media ‘news’ headlines added that the U.S. Supreme Court may decide the 2024 election, as in deciding if Trump is even eligible to be on the ballot and whether he’s immune to prosecution. For anyone who is not in a complete dumbed down zombie-state like the big sleeping masses, this little ploy added to the election-script and the ongoing reenactment of Revelation should be obvious. Politics, the left and the right, the Democrats and the Republicans, are nothing more than an illusion — all belonging to the same body, working together to keep the majority of the population under their spell.”

~Joachim Bartoll


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JOACHIM BARTOLL: “Satanic Ritual: Apple Unveils iPhone 15”

“Here we go again with Apple, symbolizing the forbidden fruit from the Garden of Eden. You know, the company controlled by the elite families that priced their first shitty consumer computer at a symbolic $666.66, the Number of the Beast. Of course, this time it is iPhone 15, as in 1+5 equals 6, and CNN simply had to list 6 takeaways from Apple’s event. Yep, those sixes are everywhere in this story. Not only that, but the theme of the event was called ‘Wonderlust,’ as in ‘lust,’ another sin, just like biting the forbidden fruit. These satanic creeps sure know how to put together a ritual, while the zombified iPhone users gulp it all down without realizing what the heck they’re actually watching and participating in. In Freemasonry and Satanism, things are inversed, as in upside-down. As for pricing, the iPhone Pro will start at $999, you know, like 666 flipped. Everything they do is ritualistic and done by the numbers. I never liked Apple’s dumbed down over-priced and shitty products, I never touched them, and I most certainly never will.”

~Joachim Bartoll


Here we go again with Apple, symbolizing the forbidden fruit from the Garden of Eden. You know, the company controlled by the elite families that priced their first shitty consumer computer at a symbolic $666.66, the Number of the Beast. Of course, this time it is iPhone 15, as in 1+5 equals 6, and CNN simply had to list 6 takeaways from Apple’s event. Yep, those sixes are everywhere in this story.

Not only that, but the theme of the event was called “Wonderlust,” as in “lust,” another sin, just like biting the forbidden fruit. These satanic creeps sure know how to put together a ritual, while the zombified iPhone users gulp it all down without realizing what the heck they’re actually watching and participating in.

As for pricing, the iPhone Pro will start at $999, you know, like 666 flipped.

One of the biggest changes was something as silly as abandoning Apple’s own charging cable for the industrial standard of USB-C. Of course, this comes after 11 years of mocking their customers with their own useless proprietary cables, and on the day of the event, September 12, there were 110 days remaining in the year, as in 11, as you drop the zeroes in numerology.

As you know, 11 is the first Master Number in Freemasonry, and adding to this, the new iPhone 15 will be available in stores on September 22, as in 22, the second Master Number.

Tim Cook, the current CEO of Apple, was born on November 1, 1960. This unveiling event was held exactly 50 days before his next birthday. Apple is located in Cupertino, California, and is controlled by the Jesuits. And this is a Satanic ritual.

Apple = 50
America = 50
Cupertino = 50
Satanic = 50
Jesuits = 50

In Freemasonry and Satanism, things are inversed, as in upside-down. The iPhone Pro will start at $999, as in 666. Again, this is a Satanic ritual done by the numbers.

iPhone 15 Pro = 122
Satanic = 122
Cupertino = 122

iPhone 15 Pro = 68
The Great Beast 666 = 68
Antichrist = 68
Morningstar = 68
Evil Spirit = 68
The Freemasons = 68

Also, Tim Cook is known as ‘Tim Apple,’ after another Satanic puppet, Donald Trump, who is well-versed in gematria, coined the nickname in 2019.

iPhone 15 Pro = 43
Tim Apple = 43
Lucifer = 43
Masonic = 43
Wonderlust = 43
Freemasons = 43

Of course, ‘Tim Apple’ is a fitting nickname for the alleged CEO of Satanic Apple.

Tim Apple = 38, 43, 38, 43, 32
Lucifer = 38, 43, 38, 43, 32

The ritual was planned and performed by the Freemasons within Apple Inc, and they named the event ‘Wonderlust.’

Wonderlust = 43, 56, 56
Freemasons = 43, 56, 56

As you can see, ‘Wonderlust’ reverse reduce to the Jesuit number of 56. Remember, Steve Jobs died at age 5656 days after Steve Wozniak’s birthday.

Also, the event, ‘Wonderlust,’ was held exactly 45 weeks after Timothy Cook’s last birthday. Also, the “big reveal” was USB-C compatibility.

Wonderlust = 45
Timothy Cook = 45
USB-C = 45

And again, “Wonderlust,” as in “lust,” is a sin, just like biting the forbidden fruit, symbolic of Apple.

Wonderlust = 151, 906
Forbidden Fruit = 151, 906

I’m running out of time for this morning, but there you have it. Everything they do is ritualistic and done by the numbers. I never liked Apple’s dumbed down over-priced and shitty products, I never touched them, and I most certainly never will.


~via Joachim Bartoll Official


JOACHIM BARTOLL: “Musk Names Fake COVID Lockdown Propagandist & WEF Puppet Linda Yaccarino CEO of Shitter”

“Remember the ritual back on December 19 of 2022, when Musk polled himself out of Twitter by asking if he should step down as CEO? Well, that ritual, which was part of UN and WEF’s infodemic, was continued this Friday. This Friday, Elon Musk, named WEF-puppet Linda Yaccarino, with the masonic double ‘cc,’ as new CEO of Twitter. Just hours before, Yaccarino announced that she was leaving her role as chairman of global advertising at Comcast NBCUniversal. If you do not know, Yaccarino is a member of the World Economic Forum (WEF) and serves as the Chairman of the WEF’s Taskforce on Future of Work and sits on the WEF’s Media, Entertainment, and Culture Industry Governors Steering Committee. In other words, Yaccarino is the perfect puppet to drive the infodemic and internet censorship – and to develop WeChat for the West, as in Musk’s X, the Everything app, which I called out when he bought Twitter — and now you have it in black and white, as he mentioned it in his tweet above. You might remember some of the profane and evil brainwashing advertisements during the staged and fake pandemic and the Covid lockdowns, such as ‘Staying home saves lives’, ‘We’re in this together’, ‘Mask up or Pack up’, and ‘#AloneTogether’. This is beyond evil and destroyed many lives. Yes, those brainwashing ads were from the Ad Council where Linda Yaccarino was Board Chair and one of the driving forces for lockdowns and vaccination. What an evil and vile creature. She should burn in hell where she belongs. Also, keep in mind that Elon Musk was a member of WEF and WEF-educated. This confirms everything we’ve said about Musk and Twitter from the start. As for the ritualistic nature of this part of the script, this announcement came exactly 47-days before Elon Musk’s June 28 birthday. As you know, 47 represents authority (CEO), the government, the Freemasons, and is also the number of Twitter. Twitter = 47. If we take CNN’s headline, that are always coded by the numbers, Linda was the ‘NBCU ad chief’ and will now be ‘Twitter CEO.’ NBCU Ad Chief = 47, 47. Twitter CEO = 47, 47. The number 47 is also related to the beast and to technology. That is why they equal 47 and technological inventions such as the computer and the internet equals 666. Beast = 47. Technology = 47. Computer = 666 Internet = 666. Of course, if we count the end date, it was 6 weeks and 6 days until Musk’s birthday. 66 is the gematrical value of the Number of the Beast, and ‘Elon Reeve Musk’ and ‘Linda Yaccarino’ are sure a match made in the depths of hell, as they share the same 66. Clearly a ritual and why these two Jesuit- and WEF puppets were put together. And again, that is tied to the Beast. And again, that is tied to the Beast. Do you remember Elon Musk’s Halloween costume that resembled the Beast? Well, Linda Yaccarino is the perfect match for the Beast. Such a couple. And, if you still believe in Jesuit- and WEF-puppet Elon Musk and think him a good guy (or any other world stage character), you’re beyond helping at this point, you’re an NPC, if even that.”

~Joachim Bartoll

Remember the ritual back on December 19 of 2022, when Musk polled himself out of Twitter by asking if he should step down as CEO? Well, that ritual, which was part of UN and WEF’s infodemic, was continued this Friday.

This Friday, Elon Musk, named WEF-puppet Linda Yaccarino, with the masonic double ‘cc,’ as new CEO of Twitter. Just hours before, Yaccarino announced that she was leaving her role as chairman of global advertising at Comcast NBCUniversal. If you do not know, Yaccarino is a member of the World Economic Forum (WEF) and serves as the Chairman of the WEF’s Taskforce on Future of Work and sits on the WEF’s Media, Entertainment, and Culture Industry Governors Steering Committee. In other words, Yaccarino is the perfect puppet to drive the infodemic and internet censorship – and to develop WeChat for the West, as in Musk’s X, the Everything app, which I called out when he bought Twitter – and now you have it in black and white, as he mentioned it in his tweet above.

You might remember some of the profane and evil brainwashing advertisements during the staged and fake pandemic and the Covid lockdowns, such as “Staying home saves lives”, “We’re in this together,” “Mask up or Pack up,” and “#AloneTogether.” Yes, those brainwashing ads were from the Ad Council where Linda Yaccarino was Board Chair and one of the driving forces for lockdowns and vaccination. Also, keep in mind that Elon Musk was a member of WEF and WEF-educated.

This is beyond evil and destroyed many lives.

Here’s Linda herself, telling you to “mask up or pack up,” to wash your hands and get tested often. What an evil and vile creature. She should burn in hell where she belongs.

This confirms everything we’ve said about Musk and Twitter from the start. As for the ritualistic nature of this part of the script, this announcement came exactly 47-days before Elon Musk’s June 28 birthday. As you know, 47 represents authority (CEO), the government, the Freemasons, and is also the number of Twitter.

Twitter = 47

If we take CNN’s headline, that are always coded by the numbers, Linda was the ‘NBCU ad chief’ and will now be ‘Twitter CEO.’

NBCU Ad Chief = 47, 47
Twitter CEO = 47, 47

The number 47 is also related to the beast and to technology. That is why they equal 47 and technological inventions such as the computer and the internet equals 666.

Beast = 47
Technology = 47
Computer = 666
Internet = 666

Of course, if we count the end date, it was 6 weeks and 6 days until Musk’s birthday. 66 is the gematrical value of the Number of the Beast, and ‘Elon Reeve Musk’ and ‘Linda Yaccarino’ are sure a match made in the depths of hell, as they share the same 66. Clearly a ritual and why these two Jesuit- and WEF puppets were put together.

Elon Reeve Musk = 66
Linda Yaccarino = 66, 66
Thirty-Three = 66, 66 (code for the Freemasons)
Number of the Beast = 66
Saturn Worship = 66

This ritual is tied to Elon Musk’s upcoming 52nd birthday, a number that fits the theme of technology and the origins of Yaccarino, all in the same ciphers as well.

Technology = 52, 52
The Ad Council = 52, 52

And again, that is tied to the Beast. Do you remember Elon Musk’s Halloween costume that resembled the Beast? Well, Linda Yaccarino is the perfect match for the Beast. Such a couple.

Linda Yaccarino = 66, 87
Number of the Beast = 66, 87

Also, Linda Yaccarino sums to 129, which is the very Jesuit 201 in Octal, 8-base counting. That is a perfect number for a puppet of the WEF, an organization led by Jesuit Klaus Schwab.

Linda Yaccarino = 129

129 = 201

The Jesuit Order = 201
Saturn Worship = 201 (again)

And if we count from Musk’s last birthday, including the end-date, we get 10 months and 15 days, as in 115. Again, this number summarizes the same script.

1015 = 115 as you can drop the zero, which has no value, in numerology

NBCU ad chief Linda Yaccarino = 115
Twitter = 115, 115
The Ad Council = 115
Yaccarino = 115, 115
Twitter CEO = 115
Freemasons = 115
Masonic = 115

Unfortunately, at the time of writing, the Wiki for Linda Yaccarino was just created and has very little factual information and no specific date of birth. They simply claim she was born in 1962 or ’63. But once revealed, you can bet it was coded to death in this ritual, and all the coming events she will be part of.

And, if you still believe in Jesuit- and WEF-puppet Elon Musk and think him a good guy (or any other world stage character), you’re beyond helping at this point, you’re an NPC, if even that.


~via Joachim Bartoll Official