JOACHIM BARTOLL: “Jesuit Puppet Elon Musk Buying Twitter in $54-per-Share Ritual”

“The Elon Musk persona is played by an actor to lure you into transhumanism, to sell you the space lie, and to further Agenda 2030 with self-driving electric cars. And do not forget about the extreme radiation in these awful Tesla cars where every EMF meter maxes out — it’s like driving inside of a microwave. Good luck with those tumors, Tesla owners. As I’ve explained many times; all ‘famous’ people who get exposure on the world stage are invented and played by actors — controlled by the Jesuit Order and their minions in other secret societies such as the Freemasons. Some of them are actual members of these orders, playing roles or multiple roles. Some are only actors, being tightly controlled by handlers. They are used to keep you imprisoned in your fake reality. They are used to push ideas and agendas, and to sell you on both ideologies and materialistic crap. Time to wake up little sheep. Stop following, stop worshipping, stop putting your fate and trust in these invented evildoers. Yes, ‘sad,’ is probably the best word to describe such lack of rational thinking and understanding of our world. If you don’t get it, you never will.”

~Joachim Bartoll


While this ritual is comical, the funniest thing, or perhaps we should call it the saddest thing, is that there are still people, including diet woke, who believe that Elon Musk is real and some sort of technological rebel.


Yes, ‘sad,’ is probably the best word to describe such lack of rational thinking and understanding of our world.

As I’ve explained many times; all ‘famous’ people who get exposure on the world stage are invented and played by actors controlled by the Jesuit Order and their minions in other secret societies such as the Freemasons. Some of them are actual members of these orders, playing roles or multiple roles. Some are only actors, being tightly controlled by handlers. They are used to keep you imprisoned in your fake reality. They are used to push ideas and agendas, and to sell you on both ideologies and materialistic crap. The list can be made long, but if you haven’t grasped it by now, there’s no point continuing.

As for this story about puppet and actor Elon Musk offering to buy Twitter, it broke on April 14, as in 14/4, like ‘144.’ And he offered ‘$54’ per share.

Jesuit Order = 144, 54

If you don’t get it, you never will.

And if you want to be picky, the offer was exactly $54.20, which in numerology can be viewed at 54 + 20, which is ’74,’ as in Twitter in reduction gematria. And he wants to transform it into a ‘private company.’

Twitter = 74
Private Company = 74

Elon was allegedly born on June 28, 1971. And this offer on April 14, comes 74-days before his birthday.

$54.20 can also be viewed as 54 + 2, as you drop the zero, and that sums to the infamous hoax code of ’56.

Society of Jesus = 56 (aka., The Jesuit Order)

At $54.20 per share, the value is 43 billion.

Elon Musk = 43

43 Billion = 26
Elon Musk = 26
Twitter = 26

Time to wake up little sheep. Stop following, stop worshipping, stop putting your fate and trust in these invented evildoers. The Elon Musk persona is played by an actor to lure you into transhumanism, to sell you the space lie, and to further Agenda 2030 with self-driving electric cars. And do not forget about the extreme radiation in these awful Tesla cars where every EMF meter maxes out — it’s like driving inside of a microwave. Good luck with those tumors, Tesla owners.


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JOACHIM BARTOLL: “Putin Appoints New ‘Theater Commander’ for the Staged War in Ukraine”

“The world is a stage and 95% of what you see in the media from the alleged war in Ukraine is fake CGI mixed with archive footage and bad crisis actors playing out ridiculous scenes at propped-up corners in a few selected cities. All pure theatre and all of it has been debunked so many times it feels silly even mentioning it at this stage. But how appropriate that Putin appoints a new commander, as what they call ‘theatre commander,’ in Army General Alexander Dvornikov. The definition is of course that a ‘theater’ is an important military area, but in reality, most military operations are nothing more than theater, a stage, a play… And sorry, no my dear coincidence theorist, that is neither a coincidence nor organic. Everything they do is scripted by the numbers. All acting on the world stage. And who writes the script, who pulls the strings of these puppets? The Jesuit Order.”

~Joachim Bartoll


The world is a stage and 95% of what you see in the media from the alleged war in Ukraine is fake CGI mixed with archive footage and bad crisis actors playing out ridiculous scenes at propped-up corners in a few selected cities. All pure theatre and all of it has been debunked so many times it feels silly even mentioning it at this stage. But how appropriate that Putin appoints a new commander, as what they call ‘theatre commander,’ in Army General Alexander Dvornikov. The definition is of course that a “theater” is an important military area, but in reality, most military operations are nothing more than theater, a stage, a play…

Alexander Dvornikov = 59
Theater Commander = 59

And the headlines call him ‘commander for Ukraine.’

Gen. Alexander Dvornikov = 111
Commander for Ukraine = 111

And his original Russian name is spelled without the ‘e.’

Aleksandr Dvornikov = 85
Commander for Ukraine = 85

Quite the feat that with the coding.

And who writes the script, who pulls the strings of these puppets?

Alexander Dvornikov = 71
The Society of Jesus = 71 (aka., The Jesuit Order)

Army General Alexander Dvornikov = 144
Jesuit Order = 144

General Alexander Dvornikov = 138
The Jesuit Order = 138

Commander for Ukraine = 258
The Society of Jesus = 258

And for his full Russian name…

Aleksandr Vladimirovich Dvornikov = 153
Jesuit Order = 153

Alexander Dvornikov was born on August 22, and this new assignment comes at a span of exactly the Freemasonic ‘33’ weeks after his birthday. It is also exactly 231 days, and 231 is the 21st triangular number.

Jesuit = 33, 21

It’s also 135 days until his next birthday.

Army Gen. Alexander Dvornikov = 135

And the news broke on April 9, as in 4/9, like 49.

Dvornikov = 49
Commander = 49
New General = 49

And as for CNN’s headline, remember that Putin was born on October 7, and this announcement comes 184-days after his birthday.

‘Putin appoints new commander for Ukraine’ = 184

184-days is the same as 6 months and 2 days, as in 62.

The Jesuits = 62

And sorry, no my dear coincidence theorist, that is neither a coincidence nor organic. Everything they do is scripted by the numbers. All acting on the world stage.


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JOACHIM BARTOLL: “The March 4 Volodymyr Zelenskyy Actor-Hollywood Ritual”

And there we go, I predicted on February 28 that something should happen or involve Zelenskyy and his acting career on March 4. And here we are with the silliest piece of crap from CNN, “Volodymyr Zelensky’s acting career prepared him for the world stage.”

Of course, it did. Because the public presidents and prime ministers are ALL actors controlled by the hidden hand, the 13 families and the Jesuit Order.

My full decoding of this ritual and March 4 is here:

The Month of March, Skull and Bones, and March 4 and Volodymyr Zelenskyy

Tomorrow will be March 1st, and it will be the third month of the year ’22, as in 3/22 or 322. As many of you know, 322 is the number associated with Order 322, or Skull and Bones, the Elite Fraternity out of Yale University, the Freemasonic HQ for Northern America. The symbolism of Skull and Bones comes from an ‘ossuary’, which has a Gematria of 911, as in 9/11, the psy-op by the … Continue reading

The Month of March, Skull and Bones, and March 4 and Volodymyr Zelenskyy

Now, to add on to that decode from this article, the silly headline actually sums to ‘666’ in Jewish Ordinal.

Volodymyr Zelensky’s acting career prepared him for the world stage = 666

And the first line in the article says, “It makes sense that Hollywood has rallied around Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky.”

Remember, on March 4, it was exactly 333 weeks since Zelenskyy’s show “Servant of the People” was released world-wide on October 16, 2015. In Masonic lore, the compasses in their logo signifies the motto, “circumscribe our desires and keep our passions within due bounds”. Appropriately, the motto sums to 666 and reduces to 333. This also ties in with the fact that the Zionist nation of Israel was recognized by the United Nations on November 29,1947, the 333rd day of the year and with 33 votes in favor. And it is well-known that it is the Zionists who control Hollywood, and Hollywood is ‘33’ in reverse reduction gematria.

Zionism = 84 (the movement of the false Jewish supremacy)

The Jesuit Order = 84 (the order writing the script)

Servant of the People = 84 (Zelenskyy’s comedy show and his political party)

And we have the 42-number that has been extremely important in this staged and fake war between Russia and Ukraine.

Zionism = 42

Freemason = 42

Hollywood = 42

Jesuit = 42

And the article mentions that Zelenskyy got praised during the “Screen Actors Guild Awards.” Remember, on March 4 it was 222 weeks since Zelenskyy founded his political party on December 2, 2017. And also 2 months, 2 weeks, and 2 days, as in 222, before the anniversary of the day Zelenskyy took office on May 20.

Screen Actors Guild Awards = 146

146 is the Octal (8-base counting) of 222.

Servant of the People = 222

And, of course, this is also pure mockery of the sleeping masses, as the headline states, “prepared him for the World Stage.” Indeed, the world is a stage, they are ALL actors.

World Stage = 56

Society of Jesus = 56

…and another political Hollywood actor many Americans are in Don-ial about… 👹


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