“Trump is a traitor. Americans have an insatiable appetite to be deceived and betrayed. He handed the election to his fellow Jews, the Commies operating the Biden puppet. Are you telling me he didn’t know who was counting the vote? PATHETIC. Biden was chosen to make sabotage look like incompetence. He has a small army of people telling him what to do. He’s not making mistakes. This was all planned. They want to destroy every nation’s economy and integrity, so that they can break us all and bring on a One World Nation.”
~via Headlines for Jan 24, 2022
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The presidential address to the nation was intended to be a brief message of hope and resilience for Americans facing a possible COVID-19 surge, but ended up lasting hours as President Biden kept trying to pronounce “Omicron” correctly.
“I’ll tell you what, America’s unvaccinated lower class are in for a real whuppin’ with the surge of this new variant they call Omnomicromicon… Omnicormorant, Obercrombie, Omnibus, Comic-Con,” said the leader of the free world, squinting into the teleprompter, “Oblong Prawn, Amish Pawn, Auger Spawn…”
An hour into Biden’s attempt to say a simple, three-syllable word, some members of the White House press corps could be heard snoring, and the video feed began tilting upward toward the ceiling as the camera operator dozed off.
Hope returned to the press room after three hours, though, as many thought Biden had correctly enunciated the name of the mild variant, but staffers clarified that he had actually said, “Balmy Cob,” followed by, “Otter Crop, Mommy Clod, Clammy Lawn, Only Fawns, Olmec’s Crop Top…”
Sources expect Biden’s address to be completed by the time the next variant is announced.
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“Sure Biden is shit. That’s what happens in a system which elevates shit. That’s why his predecessor was shit, and why his replacement will be shit. Without that system Biden would just be some creepy asshole in an assisted living facility who all the caregivers try to avoid. But also it’s never actually about Biden; it’s about a system wherein mass-scale human behavior is driven by profit, and where war, ecocide, exploitation and corruption happen to be profitable. Focusing on individuals instead of the system creates the illusion that if you replaced the individuals you could fix the problems with the system. The individuals are symptoms of the disease. Really the people just need to find a way to seize power and create systems which work for everyone instead of rewarding greed, sociopathy and corruption. But they’ll never do that by working within the current systems, because those systems are designed to do the exact opposite. As long as that’s the case it will just be endless assholes ruling our world until they get us all killed.”
~via It’s About The System, Not The Individuals: Notes From The Edge Of The Narrative Matrix