‘THIS CUT-OUT IS A REAL CUT-UP’ ~ “Biden’s Presidential Address Lasts Hours as He Keeps Trying to Say ‘Omicron’ — An Anagram of ‘Moronic’ — Correctly”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The presidential address to the nation was intended to be a brief message of hope and resilience for Americans facing a possible COVID-19 surge, but ended up lasting hours as President Biden kept trying to pronounce “Omicron” correctly.

“I’ll tell you what, America’s unvaccinated lower class are in for a real whuppin’ with the surge of this new variant they call Omnomicromicon… Omnicormorant, Obercrombie, Omnibus, Comic-Con,” said the leader of the free world, squinting into the teleprompter, “Oblong Prawn, Amish Pawn, Auger Spawn…

An hour into Biden’s attempt to say a simple, three-syllable word, some members of the White House press corps could be heard snoring, and the video feed began tilting upward toward the ceiling as the camera operator dozed off.

Hope returned to the press room after three hours, though, as many thought Biden had correctly enunciated the name of the mild variant, but staffers clarified that he had actually said, “Balmy Cob,” followed by, “Otter Crop, Mommy Clod, Clammy Lawn, Only Fawns, Olmec’s Crop Top…”

Sources expect Biden’s address to be completed by the time the next variant is announced.


~via BabylonBee.com


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JEFFREY PRITCHETT: “My Message on Hero Worship in American Government”

“Both sides suck and being pro any candidate is being pro the American Government. Our government is a serial killer. Being pro our government thru any candidate is like being pro Jeffrey Dahmer or Ted Bundy… No Thanks take your hero worship and shove it where the sun don’t shine.”

~Jeffrey Pritchett

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“It is alarming that it took so many numbskulls this long to figure out that the Orange One is a total fraud.”

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~via Jeffrey Pritchett @BeforeItsNews.com

LISA RENEE: “The Controllers Take Advantage of Holidays and Weekends to Carry out Operations That They Hide From the Public”

“As we hit the holiday season, it can get stressful and the outer events will seem even more crazy, if that is even possible! Many times the Controllers take advantage of holidays and weekends to carry out operations that they hide from the public. This year end with the holiday season feels to have much more weight behind it, with current operations happening in the field right now. For many of us right now, it feels that we are being held hostage in a strange situation of wait and see, held in void of nothingness, some of us may feel isolated, imprisoned and immobile while many people around us still do not register that we are in an active war that is raging against everything that is human. There is a lot of military from multiple countries involved in a series of war games and supposed drills. This will be mostly for show out of desperation if they pull this out, know that there will not be any type of nuclear event. This stage is wholly unpredictable, it is not possible to predict exact timing of collective events in the zero point no time spaces. Only God knows when this is happening, and it is in divine timing of a plan, we are not abandoned and we are not losing the war, although it can appear this way.”

~Lisa Renee


~via The Collective Awakening Event


BRIAN SHILHAVY: “VIDEO: Registered Nurse Suffers Pericarditis from Pfizer Shot — Put in Hospital Section for Vaccine Injured as She was 7th Patient Admitted That Day for Heart Issues Following COVID Shots”

Stallone Edmonds Tepania is a 33-year-old registered nurse and mother of 3 in New Zealand.

She recently went public on social media to share her story of being diagnosed with pericarditis, inflammation of the sac around the heart, after being injected with a second dose of a COVID-19 shot.

She doesn’t mention the manufacturer of the shot, but the government of New Zealand’s pamphlet on “COVID-19 Vaccine” only mentions Pfizer, and no other brand. (Source.)

While these tragic stories of people being injured, especially with heart issues, following COVID shots are all too common these days, what is remarkable about Stallone’s story is what she learned after being admitted to the hospital, and realizing that these vaccine injuries are not rare at all.

She states that she was actually placed in a section of the hospital that was treating vaccine injuries, and that she was the 7th person admitted that day suffering a heart problem following a Pfizer shot.

The nurse allegedly told her that they were not allowed to talk about these vaccine injuries. But they are certainly not rare.

Stallone was given strict instructions to not do anything strenuous to cause her heart rate to go up. This is why we are seeing so many athletes collapse in sporting events.

She was told that about one out of 10 people admitted to the hospital with these COVID-19 vaccine-caused damaged hearts were not surviving. They are dying from cardiac arrest.

She is not sure if she will have to live like this for the rest of her life, which now may be quite short, and stated “I feel trapped in my own skin.”

At certain points in the video she has to stop talking, being obviously in pain, and apparently suffering from heart palpitations or other discomforts.

This is from our Bitchute channel, and we have a copy on our Telegram channel as well.


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~via HealthImpactNews.com


BENJAMIN FULFORD: “When This War Is Over. . .”

“When this war is over, people will be completely shocked by the truth that will come to light. Here is what a Mossad source says about it: Anyone who is heavily promoted by the matrix system is a distortion —misinformation to distract people from the truth. If you believe the news is fake, wait until you learn about human history. Even in the Matrix schools we have been taught that the winners of war write the history books. When you realize that the world has been ruled by draconian, satanic and evil elites, how much distortion is really in our textbooks? Zionists, Jesuits, Khazarian Mafia, Illuminati, Bloodline Families, Reptilians, Archons, Satanists, Luciferians, Freemasons — these are the groups responsible for all the written books in our modern civilization. As the old saying goes, the truth will set you free . . .”

~Benjamin Fulford


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