JOACHIM BARTOLL: “Puppet Trump Visited East Palestine, Ohio, And ‘Revived’ Agenda 47”

‘As you know, Donald Trump is nothing but an actor, a puppet on the world stage, used for division in the fake left wing vs. right wing of silly politics. And some even claim that he has been portrayed by two different actors wearing body suits, depending on whether he’s wearing the red or blue tie — as his ‘orangeness’, ‘facial features’, and ‘fatness’ seems to vary a bit between the two. Who knows? All we can say for sure is that he’s a puppet, a tool used by those in power. And as for the train derailment in East Palestine, Ohio, it was staged and the alleged toxic spill, or ‘ecological disaster’, was as fake as Donald Trump, simply an exercise in response to emergency situations with some pyrotechnics and crisis actors — an exercise turned into a psy-op by fake news articles being spread by AI-bots to such an degree that even mainstream media picked up on it. During this exercise, the government even handed out free Digital ID’s (MyID program) to the residents of East Palestine to track their health. What an excellent way to push and pilot-test their enslavement technology, especially considering that it was all staged, all fake. And to make it a political-and-division tactic, the Cabal sent their puppet Donald Trump to visit the site where it all took place. A smart move to fool all gullible people on the right-wing into believing that it was real, as those on the left-wing always swallow anything the media says, especially if it’s an alleged environment disaster with Greta Thunberg fingerprints all over it. Now even the right-wingers went full retarded Greta-mode. Well played. And being on a day with 47-date numerology, representing the Freemasons, the government, and authority, it was the perfect day for Trump to revive it, in his own image, of course. It’s also a great pun, as the psy-op at East Palestine was all about UN Agenda 2030, and the Digital ID’s. And Trump visited East Palestine to condemn President Joe Biden’s handling of the derailment on a day with 47-date numerology. He then released a video about Agenda 47, a session that was adopted by the UN on September 18, 1992, and being in the year of Skull and Bones Freemasonry, February 22 came exactly 22 weeks and 3 days, like 223, after the anniversary of adopting this Agenda 47. Again, we are in 2023, like 223, which is the number for ‘Skull and Crossbones’, the logo of Skull and Bones, and 223 is simply 322 backwards, which is their number, as in Order 322, the nickname for Skull and Bones. Skull and Crossbones = 223. 223 is 322 backwards. And if we look at Donald Trump’s June 14th birthday, February 22 comes 8 months and 8 days, like 88, after his last birthday. And as you probably know, 88 is the Trump-number. What a coincidence that he made an appearance that day and that he mentioned Agenda 47 on a date relating to Skull and Bones. And since he made a video talking about taking down warmongers and globalists, which is what he is a part of himself, it’s very fitting that he made that video at a span of 113-days before his next birthday. 113 is the number for dishonesty, deceit, non-truths, and bullshit. And that is exactly what Trump and his Q-nonsense is, total and utter bullshit to string along dumbed-down half-woke right-wing retards. It’s been 6 years of Q-bullshit now, and absolutely nothing good has happened. So, there you have it. More white noise for the dumbed down sleeping masses. And don’t be to hard on yourself if you fell for the ‘ecological disaster’ psy-op. You’ll do better next time.”

~Joachim Bartoll


As you know, Donald Trump is nothing but an actor, a puppet on the world stage, used for division in the fake left wing vs. right wing of silly politics. And some even claim that he has been portrayed by two different actors wearing body suits, depending on whether he’s wearing the red or blue tie – as his ‘orangeness,’ ‘facial features,’ and ‘fatness’ seems to vary a bit between the two. Who knows? All we can say for sure is that he’s a puppet, a tool used by those in power. And as for the train derailment in East Palestine, Ohio, it was staged and the alleged toxic spill, or “ecological disaster,” was as fake as Donald Trump, simply an exercise in response to emergency situations with some pyrotechnics and crisis actors — an exercise turned into a psy-op by fake news articles being spread by AI-bots to such an degree that even mainstream media picked up on it. During this exercise, the government even handed out free Digital ID’s (MyID program) to the residents of East Palestine to track their health. What an excellent way to push and pilot-test their enslavement technology, especially considering that it was all staged, all fake.

And to make it a political-and-division tactic, the Cabal sent their puppet Donald Trump to visit the site where it all took place. A smart move to fool all gullible people on the right-wing into believing that it was real, as those on the left-wing always swallow anything the media says, especially if it’s an alleged environment disaster with Greta Thunberg fingerprints all over it. Now even the right-wingers went full retarded Greta-mode. Well played.

On the same day, February 22, Donald Trump also released a video where he mentions Agenda 47, with the slogan, “stopping the warmongers & globalists,” as if it was taken right out of the Q-handbook, their biggest right-wing psy-op.
Of course, February 22, came with a 47-date numerology, and that ties into East Palestine as well.

Now, Agenda 47 is simply the “47th session of the UN General Assembly (47 GA Agenda),” and is defined by the evil puppet-organization as “an agenda for peace: preventive diplomacy, peacemaking and peace-keeping.” It was actually adopted on September 18, 1992. And being on a day with 47-date numerology, representing the Freemasons, the government, and authority, it was the perfect day for Trump to revive it, in his own image, of course. It’s also a great pun, as the psy-op at East Palestine was all about UN Agenda 2030, and the Digital ID’s.

2/22/23 = 2 + 22 + 23 = 47

And Trump visited East Palestine to condemn President Joe Biden’s handling of the derailment on a day with 47-date numerology.

Trump = 47 (all about Trump)
East Palestine = 47 (where Trump went)
Derailment = 47 (what it was about)
President = 47 (he attacked Joe Biden)
Authority = 47 (on a date all about authority)
White House = 47
Government = 47

He then released a video about Agenda 47, a session that was adopted by the UN on September 18, 1992, and being in the year of Skull and Bones Freemasonry, February 22 came exactly 22 weeks and 3 days, like 223, after the anniversary of adopting this Agenda 47. Again, we are in 2023, like 223, which is the number for ‘Skull and Crossbones,’ the logo of Skull and Bones, and 223 is simply 322backwards, which is their number, as in Order 322, the nickname for Skull and Bones.

Skull and Crossbones = 223

223 is 322 backwards

And if we look at Donald Trump’s June 14th birthday, February 22 comes 8 months and 8 days, like 88, after his last birthday. And as you probably know, 88 is the Trump-number. What a coincidence that he made an appearance that day and that he mentioned Agenda 47 on a date relating to Skull and Bones.

Trump = 88

And since he made a video talking about taking down warmongers and globalists, which is what he is a part of himself, it’s very fitting that he made that video at a span of 113-days before his next birthday. 113 is the number for dishonesty, deceit, non-truths, and bullshit. And that is exactly what Trump and his Q-nonsense is, total and utter bullshit to string along dumbed-down half-woke right-wing retards. It’s been 6 years of Q-bullshit now, and absolutely nothing good has happened.

The Number for Dishonesty = 113
Dishonest = 113
Not True = 113
Not Factual = 113
Bullshit = 113
Not Honest = 113
Fiction = 113

So, there you have it. More white noise for the dumbed down sleeping masses. And don’t be to hard on yourself if you fell for the ‘ecological disaster’ psy-op. You’ll do better next time.

~via Joachim Bartoll Official

JOACHIM BARTOLL: “Odesa, Ukraine Allegedly Under Attack on Russia’s Victory Day”

“On Russia’s annual Victory Day, the city of Odesa, Ukraine, was supposedly hit again by missile attacks. They claim that ‘three’ Kinzhal missiles — Russia’s new ‘hypersonic missiles’ — were fired from a plane and hit a “tourist infrastructure target.” Two people were hospitalized from the missile strike. From that alone, you should raise your eyebrows. Three again? Three that sums to their hoax code ‘56’ on May 9, a day with ‘56’-date numerology? Yes, the Russia-Ukraine war is nothing more than a staged and scripted play by the numbers and presented to you by image manipulation and crisis actors by the media. And what did Russia celebrate on May 9? Yes, their annual ‘Victory Day.’ And what order infiltrated Russia and formed Marxism and Communism through Jesuit-educated Vladimir Lenin, and has been in total control since? Yes, the Society of Jesus, aka., The Jesuit Order. It’s all fabricated folks. Scripted by the numbers.”

~Joachim Bartoll


On Russia’s annual Victory Day, the city of Odesa, Ukraine, was supposedly hit again by missile attacks.


They claim that ‘three’ Kinzhal missiles — Russia’s new “hypersonic missiles” — were fired from a plane and hit a “tourist infrastructure target.” Two people were hospitalized from the missile strike.

From that alone, you should raise your eyebrows. Three again? Three that sums to their hoax code ‘56’ on May 9, a day with ‘56’-date numerology?

Yes, the Russia-Ukraine war is nothing more than a staged and scripted play by the numbers and presented to you by image manipulation and crisis actors by the media.

5/9/2022 = 5 + 9 + 20 + 22 = 56

Three = 56

And what did Russia celebrate on May 9? Yes, their annual ‘Victory Day.’ And what order infiltrated Russia and formed Marxism and Communism through Jesuit-educated Vladimir Lenin, and has been in total control since? Yes, the Society of Jesus, aka., The Jesuit Order.

Victory Day = 56, 56, 56, 56
Society of Jesus = 56

What was hit? Allegedly, two hotels and a shopping mall.

Shopping Mall = 56

The staged war started on February 24, so this happened on the 75th day of the fake war. And, the media was very keen on mentioning that hotels had been hit before and was now hit again.

Hotel = 75

And where did this happen on this 75th day of the war? And what did they call these missiles?

Odesa, Ukraine = 75, 75
Hypersonic = 75

And we know what 75 also represents and what they want – as they use this fake war as an excuse to increase the cost of energy and food.

New World Order = 75 (Agenda 2030, The Great Reset)
Order out of Chaos = 75
Ignatius of Loyola = 75 (founder of the Jesuit Order)

75 days is the same as 10 weeks and 5 days, as in 105.

Hypersonic Missiles = 105

Going back to the date, May 9 also has a 36-date numerology, which fits this little riddle perfectly.
5/9/22 = 5 + 9 + 22 = 36

What was the name of the missiles?
Kinzhal = 36
Dropped from a…
Tu-22 Bomber = 36
Which supposedly hit a…
Hotel = 36
On May 9 known as…
Victory Day = 36

Probably a coincidence, right?

In Europe, we write May 9 as 9/5, as in 95.
They claim the ‘Russian military strikes’ were missiles dropped ‘from a plane,’ and that plane was allegedly identified as a Tu-22 bomber.

Russian Military Strikes = 95
From a Plane = 95 (and 52)
Tu-22 Bomber = 95 (and 52)

May 9 was also the 129th day of the year.

Missile Strike = 129
Hypersonic Missiles = 129

So many coincidences…

And 129 is ‘201’ in octal (8-base counting.)

Odesa, Ukraine = 201, 1206
The Jesuit Order = 201, 1206

Odesa again, and their masters. And thus, we come full circle.

And for synchronicity in the story, we have…

Three Kinzhal Missiles = 98, 118
Two People Hospitalized = 98, 118

Kinzhal Missiles = 69, 93
The Jesuit Order = 69, 93

Kinzhal Missiles = 111
Odesa, Ukraine = 111

It’s all fabricated folks. Scripted by the numbers.

JOACHIM BARTOLL: “Jill Biden’s Mother’s Day Ukraine Ritual, All by The Numbers”

“Look at that. Same stylish photos as when Boris Johnson and other puppets visited Ukraine in the ‘middle of the warzone’ and strolled around in shirts in the cities, like on a vacation. You could actually ponder the idea that the alleged war is nothing but a staged and scripted ruse for the media. Oh, wait, that is exactly what it is. But I digress. This year, Mother’s Day came on May 8, as in 5/8, like 58. I wonder why they chose someone as uninteresting and unliked as Jill Biden for a Mother’s Day story? And why did she actually do this trip? Oh yes, her name reduces to 58. Actually, the word ‘mother’ equates with ‘Ukraine’ in several ciphers, making the connection extremely strong and perfect for scripted stories. It’s becoming quite obvious why they had her take this trip on Mother’s Day to plaster it all over the news now, doesn’t it? Again, everything they do is scripted and done by the numbers.”

~Joachim Bartoll


Look at that. Same stylish photos as when Boris Johnson and other puppets visited Ukraine in the ‘middle of the warzone’ and strolled around in shirts in the cities, like on a vacation. You could actually ponder the idea that the alleged war is nothing but a staged and scripted ruse for the media. Oh, wait, that is exactly what it is. But I digress.

This year, Mother’s Day came on May 8, as in 5/8, like 58. I wonder why they chose someone as uninteresting and unliked as Jill Biden for a Mother’s Day story? And why did she actually do this trip?

Oh yes, her name reduces to 58.

Jill Biden = 58

And Jill was born on June 3, so this trip came 26 days before her upcoming birthday.

Mother = 26
Ukraine = 26

Actually, the word ‘mother’ equates with ‘Ukraine’ in several ciphers, making the connection extremely strong and perfect for scripted stories.

Mother = 79, 34, 34, 30, 75, 474, 26
Ukraine = 79, 34, 34, 30, 75, 474, 26

Counting the end date, you can say that her visit came a span of 27-days to her birthday.

Mother = 27
First Lady = 27

Which is the same thing as 3 weeks and 6 days, as in 36.

Mother’s Day = 36


And this is in the same Chaldean cipher, making a very strong connection suitable for these kind of rituals.

And May Eight was the 128th day of the year, leaving 237-days remaining in the year.

May Eight = 128
Mother’s Day = 128
First Lady Jill Biden = 237

And who did first lady jill Biden meet with? Yes, the Ukrainian first lady Olena Zelenska.

Olena Zelenska = 52
First Lady Jill Biden = 52

Going back to her birthday on June 3, this trip comes 11 months and 5 days, as in 115, after her last birthday.

First Lady Jill Biden = 115, 115

And 115 is the octal (8-base counting) of 77.

Jill Tracy Jacobs Biden = 77
Jill Biden = 77
United States = 77
Also, DC is located on the 77th Meridian West.

And she visited Uzhhorod…

Uzhhorod = 29
Jill = 29
Biden = 29
Mother = 29

Uzhhorod = 115
First Lady Jill Biden = 115
Society of Jesus = 115

Uzhhorod = 52
Mother’s Day = 52

It’s becoming quite obvious why they had her take this trip on Mother’s Day to plaster it all over the news now, doesn’t it?


And we could go on, because there is more connections if you look at the date she assumed her role of first lady (January 20,) which anniversary was 108 days ago, as in the headlines calling it an ‘unannounced trip,’ and so on…

Again, everything they do is scripted and done by the numbers.


~via Joachim Bartoll Official


JOACHIM BARTOLL: “The Conditioning of Lies Continues — Children With ‘Long Covid’”

“They have been targeting children for a long time now. And as anyone with a working brain can figure out; if you have nutrition deficiencies, or if you’re mostly locked indoors not getting sun exposure and are being isolated from friends and other people, or if you’re wearing a diaper on your face restricting oxygen flow and forcing you to breath in carbon dioxide, you will get tired, lethargic, and you’ll experience any common symptom of recurring ‘disease’ and mental fatigue. It has absolutely nothing to do with imaginary viruses or anything as idiotic as ‘long covid.’ Still, that is what they want you to believe. Anything to keep the lie about viruses and contagion alive. They reshape and rename any kind of condition into the scary invisible boogeyman. As for this fabricated and frivolous story, the mother of the Ford family claim that her 9-year-old-son got ‘the sniffles’ on November 9 and missed his Covid vaccine. Yes, on 11/9, the inverted date of 9/11! The previous biggest hoax before Covid. The nerve of these people. The mockery! The article mentions that 13-million children have been diagnosed with something that doesn’t exist. 13-million as in the 13 ruling families, as in the 13 layers of bricks on the dollar bill.”

~Joachim Bartoll


They have been targeting children for a long time now. And as anyone with a working brain can figure out; if you have nutrition deficiencies, or if you’re mostly locked indoors not getting sun exposure and are being isolated from friends and other people, or if you’re wearing a diaper on your face restricting oxygen flow and forcing you to breath in carbon dioxide, you will get tired, lethargic, and you’ll experience any common symptom of recurring ‘disease’ and mental fatigue. It has absolutely nothing to do with imaginary viruses or anything as idiotic as ‘long covid.’ Still, that is what they want you to believe. Anything to keep the lie about viruses and contagion alive. They reshape and rename any kind of condition into the scary invisible boogeyman.

As for this fabricated and frivolous story, the mother of the Ford family claim that her 9-year-old-son got ‘the sniffles’ on November 9 and missed his Covid vaccine. Yes, on 11/9, the inverted date of 9/11! The previous biggest hoax before Covid. The nerve of these people. The mockery!

9-Year-Old-Son = 56
Covid Vaccine = 56
Coronavirus = 56
Society of Jesus = 56 (aka., The Jesuit Order)
And this story broke on May 6, as in 5/6, or 56!

The kid allegedly got ‘the sniffles’ on 11/9 as in the inverted ‘nine-eleven.’

The Sniffles = 51
Nine-Eleven = 51
Eleven-Nine = 51

Keep in mind that November 9, when counting the end date, is the day leaving 53-days remaining in the year.

Covid = 53
Ford Family = 53
Long Covid-19 = 53

He’s the nine-year-old of the Ford Family who got ‘long Covid.’

Nine-Year-Old = 39
Ford Family = 39
Long Covid = 39

The sixth of May can also be written as 6/5, as in 65, the reflection of 56.

9-Year-Old Son = 65
Coronavirus = 65

And the kid is called ‘Jack Ford.’

Jack Ford = 68

Remember, they coined the term ‘Coronavirus’ in ’68. And we also have…

Corona Pandemic = 68
Covid Nineteen = 68
Wuhan = 68

The article mentions that 13-million children have been diagnosed with something that doesn’t exist. 13-million as in the 13 ruling families, as in the 13 layers of bricks on the dollar bill.

And, of course, they call this big lie ‘an undiagnosed issue,’ which just ‘happens’ to sum to 201, as in Event 201 and the Jesuit Order…

An Undiagnosed Issue = 201, 105
Order of Illuminati = 201, 105

An Undiagnosed Issue = 201, 72
The Jesuit Order = 201, 72

And from these 13-million, they say that between 2% and 10% will develop the imaginary ‘long Covid.’ 2 to 10, as in 2 and inverted 01, as in 201? How cute.


~via Joachim Bartoll Official


JOACHIM BARTOLL: “Just as I Predicted — Dow Falls 1,120 Points on 5/5 — It Connects with the ‘666 Mark of the Beast’ One-World Currency Agenda”

“On April 27, after the Dow fell 810 points on April 26, I predicted that it would fall again on either May 5 or May 6, since these dates will be exactly 144 months since the previous big crash on May 6, 2010. And here we are, on May 5, a span of 144-months after that Flash Crash of 2010, and the Dow falls 1120 points in a new record low. It’s all rigged folks, all done by the numbers. Keep in mind that they want to destroy the economy and the FIAT currencies as we know it, so they can introduce a ‘One World Digital Currency’ that will be tied to your new Digital ID, aka., the Mark of the Beast. And with the looming Social Credit Score Systems, it will be the Mark of the Beast in the truest sense of the word. In Revelation 13, only those who have the Mark of the Beast will be able to buy and sell goods or food. If you decode ‘Mark of the Beast’, it sums to 144. ‘Jesuit Order’ = 144. ‘Mark of the Beast’ = 144. In Revelation 7:4, and Revelation 14:1, the number 144,000 is referenced, as in the 144,000 from the tribes of Israel to be sealed on their foreheads as the servants of ‘our God.’ May 5 is written as 5/5, as in 55. The lord they worship, as in Satan, sums to 55. Everything by the numbers! If you count the first 144 decimal points of Pi, and add them together, they equate to 666. A hint in the riddle of what is to come. And what they really want, their end-game, is a one-world currency that is fully traceable and connected to your digital ID, giving them total control over your funds and your life. They call it Wallstreet’s ‘worst day of the year’ in the headlines. And yes, the day a One-World Currency is introduced, it will surely be the worst day of the year, if not your life.”

~Joachim Bartoll


On April 27, after the Dow fell 810 points on April 26, I predicted that it would fall again on either May 5 or May 6, since these dates will be exactly 144 months since the previous big crash on May 6, 2010.

And here we are, on May 5, a span of 144-months after that Flash Crash of 2010, and the Dow falls 1120 points in a new record low. It’s all rigged folks, all done by the numbers.

Jesuit Order = 144
Mark of the Beast = 144

Keep in mind that they want to destroy the economy and the FIAT currencies as we know it, so they can introduce a ‘One World Digital Currency’ that will be tied to your new Digital ID, aka., the Mark of the Beast. And with the looming Social Credit Score Systems, it will be the Mark of the Beast in the truest sense of the word.

If you count the first 144 decimal points of Pi, and add them together, they equate to 666. In Revelation 13, only those who have the Mark of the Beast will be able to buy and sell goods or food. If you decode ‘Mark of the Beast’, it sums to 144. In Revelation 7:4, and Revelation 14:1, the number 144,000 is referenced, as in the 144,000 from the tribes of Israel to be sealed on their foreheads as the servants of ‘our God.’

The 144-Thousand = 144

May 5 is written as 5/5, as in 55. The lord they worship, as in Satan, sums to 55. And, of course, the Freemasonic order of Order 322, aka., Skull and Bones, reduces to 55, as does ‘The Jesuits.’

This drop of 1,120 points is of course 3,3%, as in the Freemasonic number 33. The 33 degrees within The Scottish Rite of Freemasonry, which connects perfectly to Skull and Bones, Order 322.

1,120 points can be written as ‘112,’ and the octal (8-base counting) of 112 is 74, another dear number to the Freemasons. Masonic and Jewish sums to 74, and you write ‘God’ as G-d in Jewish tradition, as in 7-4, or 74.

May 5 also comes with a 52-date numerology. And fittingly they say that the Nasdaq Composite tumbled 5.2%, as in 52. Everything by the numbers!
5/5/2022 = 5 + 5 + 20 + 22 = 52

And the S&P 500 fell 3.7%, as in 37. Order 322 reduces to 37, so there we go again.

They call it Wallstreet’s ‘worst day of the year’ in the headlines. And what they really want, their end-game, is a one-world currency that is fully traceable and connected to your digital ID, giving them total control over your funds and your life.

Worst Day of the Year = 84, 87, 66
One-World Currency = 84, 87, 66

Notice that they sum to ‘66’ in Chaldean, the oldest cipher. 66 is tied to ‘the number of the beast.’ Another connection in this riddle. And remember 74? Yes, ‘riddle’ is the only word that is ‘74’ in all Kabbalah ciphers, and it’s also 660 in Sumerian, or ‘66’ as you drop the zero. That is why they love riddles. And that is why you have silly characters as ‘the riddle’ in satanic comics such as Batman.
And yes, the day a One-World Currency is introduced, it will surely be the worst day of the year, if not your life.

Then they quote some CEO who has been in the markets for ‘25’ years, the reflection of 52, on a day with 52-date numerology, and she said, “It’s violent not just volatile.”

It’s Violent not Just Volatile = 112
One World Digital Currency = 112

It’s Violent not Just Volatile = 117
Central Bank Digital Currency = 117

A hint in the riddle of what is to come.

Prepare for more about this on May 6, the date that spells ’56.’


~via Joachim Bartoll Official