HUMOR FOR THE DAY ~ “A Totally Random Question for Lisa Renee”

I laughed when a post comment came in for Lisa Renee, by a reader, on the article “Aquarose”

“i feel compelled to ask you a totally random question:
are you transgendered?


Spoiler #1: Lisa is certainly NOT transgendered

Spoiler #2: I did not post the comment 🤣


JAMES CORBETT: “The 5th Annual Fake News Awards!”

You’ve been waiting for it all year. So stop waiting. It’s here! The 5th Annual Fake News Awards! Bringing you the worst in dinosaur media lies, smears and outright fiction from the past year.

Join your host Bent Krockman for a whirlwind tour of fake photos, fake fact checks, fake politicians and of course the fake story of the year.

Also, stay tuned for a musical performance by the new pop hit supergroup, KABAAL . . . and a word from our corporate sponsor!


WATCH VIDEO HERE!


“Dear Mr. Corbett, Thank you for another Fake News Award show. The only award show I watch. On another note, I keep hoping to wake up from this nightmare. How can this sh*t show be real? I begged family, friends & neighbors not to get the shot to no avail. Heart officially broken. I’ve given up trying to warn people of our impending doom.”

~Comment from the thread*


*Ascension Avatar note: We are not facing ‘impending doom’! Deceptions are unraveling quickly, humanity is awakening at ‘Godspeed’… and the conspirators are going down, FAST…😊


~via CorbettReport.com


‘THIS CUT-OUT IS A REAL CUT-UP’ ~ “Biden’s Presidential Address Lasts Hours as He Keeps Trying to Say ‘Omicron’ — An Anagram of ‘Moronic’ — Correctly”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The presidential address to the nation was intended to be a brief message of hope and resilience for Americans facing a possible COVID-19 surge, but ended up lasting hours as President Biden kept trying to pronounce “Omicron” correctly.

“I’ll tell you what, America’s unvaccinated lower class are in for a real whuppin’ with the surge of this new variant they call Omnomicromicon… Omnicormorant, Obercrombie, Omnibus, Comic-Con,” said the leader of the free world, squinting into the teleprompter, “Oblong Prawn, Amish Pawn, Auger Spawn…

An hour into Biden’s attempt to say a simple, three-syllable word, some members of the White House press corps could be heard snoring, and the video feed began tilting upward toward the ceiling as the camera operator dozed off.

Hope returned to the press room after three hours, though, as many thought Biden had correctly enunciated the name of the mild variant, but staffers clarified that he had actually said, “Balmy Cob,” followed by, “Otter Crop, Mommy Clod, Clammy Lawn, Only Fawns, Olmec’s Crop Top…”

Sources expect Biden’s address to be completed by the time the next variant is announced.


~via BabylonBee.com


SEE RELATED VIDEO:

JOE BIDEN: “My butt’s been WIPED” versus “My butt’s been WAXED” (YOU Decide. . .)



SEE RELATED ARTICLE:

LISA RENEE: “Omicron Draconians”


DEEPFAKERY: “Joe Biden as Buzz’n Frog from Wrongfully Accused”

Ascension Avatar note: Can you see the ‘pro-Joe-type’ template used for this was a less recent Biden’ clone or robot, as they endlessly change?



“Far too with it to be Biden lol”

~Comment from the thread


…And now, a ‘real’ cloned version of ‘Jojo Magoo’…

JOE BIDEN: “My butt’s been WIPED” versus “My butt’s been WAXED” (YOU Decide. . .)


~via Deepfakery