“In surprising news today, Donald Trump retweeted that he is loved as the Second Coming of God and the King of Israel. Feeling some clarification of his grandiose beliefs might be necessary, he held an informal press conference. Gazing heavenward, he declared, ‘I am the Chosen One.’ What has Trump been chosen for? Is Trump really the latest King of Israel? Is he truly the Second Coming of God? Some people find it doubtful. Despite there not yet being a rapture, nor a uniting of world governments (quite the opposite in fact), Trump, in many circles has recently been compared, not to Jesus, but to Satan’s emissary on Earth. So yeah, Antichrist. I just had no idea the antichrist would be so gotdamned stupid.”
~Michael David Raso
Circle of the Dolphins 
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